Aniko Vantez is a being of pure chaos, from her asymmetrical attire to her insane personality. Created by a mad scientist, Aniko ran away years ago from her old master to pursue a life of her own. Aniko has a huge temper, which makes talking to her a little difficult at times- a slight mishap in the conversation could send Aniko into a storm of rage and fury. Having met Aziminil before she met anyone else in the group, Aniko…
An incredibly peppy half-elf, Aziminil frustrates all who she comes into contact with. Though she is not purposely frustrating and tries her best to help others, she is gullible and easily distracted, and she often creates worse problems while trying to solve them. She trusts River completely, which allows River to lie to her constantly. Aziminil is obsessed with squirrels and desperately wants one as a pet. Unfortunately, (or maybe it’s for the better) she does not currently own one….
River is a grumpy halfling who loves to play practical jokes on just about everyone, though Aziminil is the easiest target and therefore the most common one. She is very good at what she does (stealing, sneaking, and stabbing enemies in the back), except for one problem: her hair. Long before River met Colonel Popcorn or anyone else in her party, River actually got caught in a trap. Luckily for River, the trap was not a very good one, so instead…
Though very aware of the world’s many pitfalls, Colonel Popcorn is the most sane person in the party. He used to be much more confident & reckless, but after a particularly traumatizing event, he is now prone to nervous breakdowns. He is like the mother of the group, keeping them all from certain death. His closest friend in the party (i.e. the one he trusts the most) is ironically River Butterball, the party rogue. Colonel Popcorn is a drow bard,…
We have for you today a story detailing the amazing exploits of the adventuring party known as Colonel Popcorn’s Lonely Hearts Club Band. To begin with, we will provide you with a short introduction to the characters you will meet.