Short stories for the curious minded.
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(To the tune of “Here Comes Santa Claus”) Here comes Butterball Here comes Butterball Right down Butterball Lane She’s gonna kick you if you Steal fries from her plate First, she’ll befriend you Then, she’ll rob you Then, she’ll run away So hide your valuables and Say your prayers ‘Cause Butterball comes today Here comes Butterball Here comes Butterball Right down Butterball Lane She’s got a bag that’s filled with gold From boys and girls again If you hear those…
Every Who Down in Who-ville Like Christmas a lot… But River Who lived just north of Who-ville Did NOT! River hated Christmas! The Holiday season! Now, really, don’t ask why. Not a soul knew the reason. It might simply be that her shawl was too tight. It might simply be that she hated the lights. The real reason, however, that she was a rot, Was Santa broke into houses while River could not. But, Whatever the reason, Her shawl or…
I saw the woman in the white dress right after my dentist appointment. I wasn’t doing anything special: it was a normal night. My appointment had been close to their closing time, so by the time I was done, the sun had already set. I had just gotten the news that I had a nice, healthy set of three cavities that would have to be filled, so, in anticipation of the pain I would have to endure next week, I…