Introduction

Hello there new readers! Welcome to Bomb Factory Bakes! This is the Bomb Factory Brothers. We’re brothers who grew up together in a bomb factory! We have created this baking site to share some of our childhood recipes; baking was a way for us to bond together, as orphans from different environments. It was also a way for us to destress after laborious hours spent making bombs. As a result, baking was a central part of our lives growing up together, and its something that continues to connect us, as we’ve dispersed, finding our different paths in life.

For our first post, we would like to include an introduction, so you’ll know where your recipes are coming from.

Frodo Baggins

Hello, everyone! My name is Frodo Baggins, and I am so happy to be able to work on Bomb Factory Bakes! with my Bomb Factory Brothers! I’ve been so happy in the Shire after I was reunited with my long-lost uncle Bilbo, but I’ve been missing my dear brothers—so we decided to start this baking website in order to chronicle and share our beloved baking memories with others and take a trip down memory lane ourselves.

Things you might want to know about me: I’ve been working at the bomb factory since I was five years old, after the death of my parents. My uncle didn’t know I was alive, so I continued working at the factory until he finally tracked me down at age 12! I love to bake muffins, brownies (with walnuts), and fruity desserts like strawberry shortcake, and I’ve loved to bake things with fresh ingredients from my friend Sam’s gardens since I moved to the Shire.

I hope you enjoy our baked goods and the love included in every recipe!

Harry Potter

Hi guys, Harry here! Welcome again to Bomb Factory Bakes! Here at BFB! we’re committed to the 3 Q’s: quality, quantity and quality 2.0. In my journey to learn about the wizarding world, I have learned a lot of cooking secrets that I’m excited to share with the world. I don’t think they’ll be mad about me sharing just a couple things… I love baking, and I love my brothers, so this blog is the best possible use of my time! Magic smagic, the real magic is the baking we learned along the way!

Things you might want to know about me: I was the first one at the bomb factory at age 5 after my parents were killed by Lord Voldemort when I was a baby. I used to live with my extended family, the Dursleys, but child protective services decided they weren’t good guardians after they forced me to live in a closet. Now I’m happy and healthy at the bomb factory with my brothers! About 2 years ago I received a letter and began attending Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry where I’m learning magic! Maybe someday I’ll be able to make magic food! My favorite things to cook are pudding, cookies and anything chocolaty.

I’m excited to show the world the joy of baking and can only hope to connect families the way baking has done for me.

James Bond

This is Bond. James Bond. 007 agent, Bomb Factory Brother of Frodo and Harry. I’m a bit new to the Bomb Factory, or at least newer than my comrades. But even if I might not be as familiar with this environment, I’m still just as enthused about this website as the others. I think.

Things to know about me: I came to the Bomb Factory after my foster family was killed in a landslide, after my original family also died. I was the last one to arrive, but I’m glad to be here nonetheless. After Harry got accepted into Hogwarts and Frodo got a call from his “long lost” uncle, Bilbo, the BF got a bit lonely. They both seemed to be having some really cool adventures, so I decided to join British Secret Service, MI6, as a special agent. MI6 was accepting enough, and even though the people here are a bit distant, I think I’m getting the hang of it. I’ve certainly learned a lot about cooking and baking, but, due to the secrecy and confidentiality of the British Secret Service, I might not be able to share all of them here on this site. I like to bake [redacted], [redacted], and [redacted].

I’m ready to bring my all to this website!

—Love, the Bomb Factory Brothers